-Because your portfolio needs more emotional damage.

-For the thrill of watching your money do a kangaroo hop off a cliff.

-To prove you can survive anything — even a shitcoin apocalypse.

-It’s cheaper than therapy and twice as addictive.

-Because your financial advisor gave up on you years ago.

-To join a community that’s basically a pub brawl with crypto charts.

-Because you love living on the edge — and losing your shirt spectacularly.

-If you want a coin with more personality than your ex.

-Because “stable investment” is a joke and we’re the punchline.

-To finally have something more unpredictable than Australian weather.